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Humor

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Thu Sep 21, 2006 at 09:36:41 AM EST

George Bush is being briefed in the Oval Office on the day's Iraq news..

"Finally, sir," the staffer says, "five Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," the staffer says, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible, but I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says "How many thousands are in a brazilian'?"

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The George Bush Resume'


Republicons

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Tue Aug 29, 2006 at 04:54:54 PM EST

I got this via e-mail, but I thnk it's one version of the George Bush resume posted on Topple Bush) note the last line):

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Chocolate Virgin Mary no help in chocolate distress


News

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 04:50:33 PM EST

You've heard of the piece of chocolate drippings that some workers think resembles the Virgin Mary? The one that has given at least one employee "renewed faith?" Well exactly where was the chocolate Virgin Mary when this guy needed heavenly chocolate intervention?

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Multiple crimes? He's a Republican kind of guy


Republicons

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Wed Aug 16, 2006 at 05:16:25 PM EST

In case you missed it, the Republicans in Indiana's Allen County recently had this little problem of having 11 candidates disqualified because the party's Executive Director, Doug Foy, forged their signatures on the official filing forms. Boy, what an odd, unexpected, unforeseeable action by the county party's Executive Director.

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The White House Comedy Club


Republicons

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Mon Aug 07, 2006 at 05:23:02 PM EST

If you wondered where tomorrow's absurdist comedians are coming from, quit wondering; the White House is a fertile training ground.

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What Pitch Would Jesus Throw


News

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 05:12:36 PM EST

Sports seem to be an absolute magnet for religious people and concepts. We've all seen the winning athletes credit their success to God's will and God-given talent, while the losers are strangely silent on God's sudden dislike of them and their own sudden lack of God-given talent.

Now there is a report that a major league baseball team, the Colorado Rockies, have embraced "a Christian-based code of conduct they believe will bring them focus and success."

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All Hail STAYPIG!


Republicons

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Sat Jun 24, 2006 at 04:43:40 PM EST

Some people think Fux News serves no useful purpose. Those people would be wrong. Few people realize that Fux News is owned by the Society To Aid Young Propagandists-In-Greed (this organization can be researched on standard Charitable Organization Indexes by searching for STAYPIG).

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Good news on bad job growth


Republicons

By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Posted on Sat Jun 03, 2006 at 05:15:02 PM EST

Pollyanna had nothing on today's politicians and journalists. Witness this take by Dan Arnall of ABC on yesterday's grim report of only 75,000 new jobs last month:

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