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By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Having been reassured by a host of Republicans on recent television shows that all is well and good and thriving, I started to wonder some future headlines might look like.
Like these: (212 comments, 230 words in story) Full Story Katherine Harris--the woman who wasn't there
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
You'd think that a president would remain eternally grateful to a woman who helped deliver the presidency. But this is politics, and the woman is Katherine Harris, now known as the Senate Candidate from Hell.
What happens when the Candidate from hell greets the reluctant president, and grabs the president's hand in a death grip? (2 comments, 198 words in story) Full Story The 23d Qualm
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
My wife got this in an e-mail, with no indication of who the author is. Just thought I'd share it.
(4 comments, 151 words in story) Full Story You want paranoid, I've got paranoid--it's "Hide the Bush" time
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Okay, I live in 21st century America, I read and I watch television. You bet I'm paranoid, because these are paranoid times. And paranoia does its job well, frequently supplying the real answer to the old "Why in the hell did they do that?" question. For example:
(2 comments, 814 words in story) Full Story Which Lie Are We To Buy This Time, George?
By Number Six, Section Humor
You have got to see this...
(2 comments, 29 words in story) Full Story If only Cheney had shot Chuck Roast instead of Harry Whittington
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Lots of analysis has already gone into Cheney's shotting of Harry Whittington, but I haven't seen anything about trying to recreate the events as described by Cheney and the other witnesses.
But Thom Gunn undertook that dangerous task and describes the results in the Whidbey News Times. (2 comments, 164 words in story) Full Story "Freedom Fries" Iranian Style
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
Proving that Iranians can be every bit as petty and simplistic as American politicians, an Iranian "confectioner's union" has decreed that there shall be no more "Danish pastries" in Iran. No, in order to punish the Danes for the publication of the cartoons depicting Muhammad, the country's pastry lovers will instead have to request "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad."
(3 comments, 133 words in story) Full Story You go hunting with the Dick you've got...
By Lee Russ, Section Humor
As the White House struggles to explain the mysterious delay in going public with the Dick Cheney shooting of Mr. Whittington, and to explain how an experienced hunter could mistake a large lawyer for a small quail, it's only natural that the press seek information from long time colleague Donald Rumsfeld.
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